Jalapeno

Verb.

The act of expelling jalapeno seeds from the penis during orgasm. Tthe seeds are secretly inserted into the male urethra before intrercourse and transferred into the vagina during orgasm, causing intense genital burning for both parties.

Yeah, the relationship wasn't working out so I jalapenoed her and unfriended her on facebook

by you_just_got_jalapenoed December 04, 2010

Jalapeno

THIS SHIT IS POTENT!

Numb: I just had a jalapeno
Numb: THIS SHIT IS POTENT!

by Numberonejrio October 16, 2008

Jalapeno

my bro(in theory) and he is very wierd and funny lolz

Jalapeno

by hotpinkdragon December 17, 2009

Jalapeno

A word used to describe someone that is unable to pronounce their own name.

Sarah: Jade is such a 'Jalapeno'
Laura: Yeh I know, what kind of person doesn't know how to pronounce their own surname?

by Drake1989 July 17, 2011

Jalapeno

A pimp in Visalia.

hey....i seen Jalapeno the other day.

by jalapeno July 17, 2003

jalapeno

As pronounced "jel-ah-peh-no" is a Rickyism for the true pronunciation of "Jalapeno".

Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'...not 'jel-eh-peh-no."

Ricky: "What in the fuck are you guys talkin' about?"

Bubbles: "'Hal-eh-pee-no'. That's how you pronounce it."

Ricky: "I know how to pronounce it. I ordered fuckin' 'jel-ah-peh-no'."

Jalapenos.

by XDavid PolicastroX March 09, 2009

jalapenos

1.)hallow penis
2.) a spicy vegetable

I love jalapenos, except Jon Fall's is a hollow one

by Kendra fan February 21, 2008