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Jacult by Jacult_1.1 February 28, 2009
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Premature Send-jaculation
When you send an email before you're ready to send.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
Premature Send-jaculation by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009
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Jaculator
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JackUltraMotive
very cool guy JDM god
you think you know JDM but you dont
jdm guy is a YouTuber
asian
owns r8, r32 gtr, 350z, and focus rs
originally named jackultragamer but now he drives vehicular devices and films it
has 1 million subscriber wow 👏
you think you know JDM but you dont
jdm guy is a YouTuber
asian
owns r8, r32 gtr, 350z, and focus rs
originally named jackultragamer but now he drives vehicular devices and films it
has 1 million subscriber wow 👏
JackUltraMotive by cydafekt January 21, 2021
Defi-jaculate
Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.
Defi-jaculate by J-Ru October 15, 2003
eye-jaculation
The emotional, mental, and sometimes physical orgasm that occurs when viewing a hard sensual body in their natural habitat
eye-jaculation by BigLouie1950 December 4, 2010
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