Jaculator
Jaculator by Sonny Black Monster January 4, 2009
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Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome
Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome (PERS) is a condition developed when a person (usually a male) ejaculates while masturbating to hardcore pornography.
An example of a typical post ejaculatory regret syndrome scenario
Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*
Person: "Damn, I can't believe I jerked off to that disgusting shit!" *Deletes history from the beginning of time*
Post Ejaculatory Regret Syndrome by Pers September 5, 2016
Jackatorium
For example, a bedroom with a sports illustrated swimsuit edition, is a fine room to convert to a jackatorium, temporarily.
Or you could convert your moms living room, to a jackatorium while watching Friends on TV.
Or, say you are researching anatomy on the internet, on your dads computer, well then, his office just became a jackatorium, didn't it?
Or you could convert your moms living room, to a jackatorium while watching Friends on TV.
Or, say you are researching anatomy on the internet, on your dads computer, well then, his office just became a jackatorium, didn't it?
Jackatorium by Shwagg March 18, 2007
Ejaculatorium
Hey, Jimmy quit hogging the ejaculatorium, you've been in there for six hours!
With a few Playboy cutouts this closet will make the perfect ejaculatorium.
With a few Playboy cutouts this closet will make the perfect ejaculatorium.
Ejaculatorium by cock-ninja August 25, 2006
Premature Ejaculator
Patrick: Oh yeah baby that's so good i'm almost about to blow a load. How close are you to having an orgasm? Nicole: Patrick we just started three minutes ago. Patrick: *blows load* sorry babyNicole: Worst sex ever. You're such a premature ejaculator.
Premature Ejaculator by Mitchel Strongarm January 24, 2009
Ejaculatory Manifestation
" Yo this weekend....Ejaculatory Manifestation time!"
' Na man last time i did that with you i had a flaming cum ball blown in my face"
' Na man last time i did that with you i had a flaming cum ball blown in my face"
Ejaculatory Manifestation by I<3demoncum May 26, 2010
Premature Send-jaculation
When you send an email before you're ready to send.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
Premature Send-jaculation by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009