Piss-Jaculate

When a male and female are out of protection and birth control and the guy wants to piss in her to feel the satisfaction of release and not get her knocked up.

Man 1: Dude i need some protection, help me out.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.

Piss-Jaculate by Sh_ayy April 12, 2010

Pissjaculate

When you think you are about to ejaculate, but instead end up pissing all over the place. Most people don't realise that they are pissjaculating until they discover that what they think is semen keeps flowing.

Wow Dom! I didn't realise you were going to pissjaculate everywhere!?

Pissjaculate by Dominic N October 20, 2010

Pissjaculate

When you jack off so many times in a day that your offsprings get mixed in piss instead of seminal plasma.

Edward: Dude, I just jerked off like 6 times and I pissjaculated on myself and it was white!
Aaron: Why the fuck are you telling me this?

Pissjaculate by SonyBravia November 22, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022