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puke-jaculate 

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The act of puking and ejaculating simultaneously.
Buddy!!! I've puke-jaculated all over this floor!
puke-jaculate by matt311 February 16, 2014

Defi-jaculate 

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Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.
Defi-jaculate by J-Ru October 15, 2003

Piss-Jaculate

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When a male and female are out of protection and birth control and the guy wants to piss in her to feel the satisfaction of release and not get her knocked up.
Man 1: Dude i need some protection, help me out.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.
Piss-Jaculate by Sh_ayy April 12, 2010

Meal jaculate 

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When you over eat to the point of being sick. Then masterbate to fat girl porn.
Cant wait to finish the 3 stacks of pancakes so I can meal jaculate .
Meal jaculate by The ANGRYGINGER December 13, 2020

E-jaculate 

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I just E-jaculated just before the cops broke the door down
E-jaculate by fuckidunno October 12, 2011

Like-Jaculate 

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Can apply to both individuals and groups.

For individuals it is when someone shows their appreciation Facebook post by BOTH using the thumbs up function as well as mentioning how much they like the post in a comment.

Alternatively, it refers to excessive "likes" by many people on the same post (approx 10 or more).
Tegan's FB Post: @thedaleks when will you learn? (updated via Twitter)

*Megan and 15 other people like this*

Megan's comment: LOVE THIS!!

... Later that day...

Megan: Tegan I saw that post you did about the Daleks on FB - hilarious. I like-jaculated all over it.

Tegan: Yeah, 15 people liked it! I love it when people like-jaculate on my Facebook.
Like-Jaculate by MegsGirds October 13, 2011
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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