Definitions by J-Ru

Defi-jaculate 

(v) To spontaneously defacate while ejaculating

Last night, Lorenzo was sucking my cock and I defi-jaculated all over his chest, some call this the cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.

Defi-jaculate by J-Ru October 15, 2003

mansnake 

(n) The Penis

Lance was stroking his mansnake while watching Brett fist his own ass.

mansnake by J-Ru September 25, 2003

snake charmer

(n) A man or woman who has substantial experience in working another person's penis

I've been licking dicks for over a decade now, I'm a snake charmer.

snake charmer by J-Ru September 15, 2003

defrocked 

What happens to a priest when he is accused and found guilty of touching young children.

Father Julian was defrocked after I accused him of fondling my genitals. He had abused me for 8 years, I didn't know any better. Shame on you Father Julian.

defrocked by J-Ru September 15, 2003

Mansnatch 

The vagina thereby belonging to a man. Commonly mistaken with an asshole thereby belonging to a man. Commonly mistaken with mangina. The visible mansnatch consists of labia minora, labia majora and clitoris.

Bruce fingered his mansnatch then lapped up the sweet juices from his ring finger.

Mansnatch by J-Ru August 3, 2003