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Jackals

A pack of men, who prey upon unsuspecting females, waiting to pounce upon their vunerable victim, having taken what they want, the next Jackal in the pack moves in. Generally poor at conversation, Jackals tend to grunt, flash cash at the bar for attention and drink too heavily. They show no respect and are happy to indulge in each others cast offs. Jackals are the lowest of the low when it comes to womanising skills, and their general performance in relationships is piss poor! Subtlty and integrity are not weapons in the Jackals hunting armour.
Fashion is not a Jackals strongpoint, they are often scruffy, with signs of poor personal hygiene - but why would they need to bother about such things?

Afterall they are gods gift to women!
Jackal 1 "urg huh hu grr"
Lady "pardon"
Jackal 1 "Urg you coming home with me tonight"
Lady "havent you got a girlfriend"
Jackal 1 "she needs to deal with it"

Jackal 2 "huh fancy giving me head, why not, well i ll just share your taxi, get out and not pay then" (outside the jackals den - not flashing your cash now are you)

Jackal 3 " ows bout it, grr, never been turned down before" (but he has, most nights!!)
by maceymoocow December 4, 2011
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The Jackals

Gang of misfits known to mark their territory with UNF (urine and feces).

Sightings have been made around NYC, Pompton NJ, Washington DC, Lake Placid NY, HoCo and Dewey Beach.

Respect their gangster at all times, they will make you go asleep.
One of The Jackals kept asking the bartender for Supachexx Supachexx, so we had to cut him off and call the police for backup.

This place is trashed and there is a ton of beer in the snow, have The Jackals been here?

Oh snap is that Bass Patrol I hear, The Jackals are coming lock the door!

I used to be alive but then I crossed The Jackals.
by Anubis Maximus June 27, 2008
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The Gone Jackals

A hard rock music group of late 80's,sound tracks of "full throttle" game
A: what group do you like ?
B: THe Gone Jackals
by JohnnyReb March 22, 2008
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Elmira Jackals

They are a professional Ice Hockey team located in Elmira, New York. They are the ECHL affiliates of the Binghampton Senators of the AHL, and the Ottawa Senators of the NHL
LETS GO ELMIRA JACKALS!!!

the Elmira Jackals are taking a bite out of the game!
by Elmira Jackals Fan January 29, 2009
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Jackass the scene

Used to describe where a Trinidadian or group of Trinidadians ignore all logic and common sense to worsen a situation ignorantly
Everybody in work was good good and Tom come in with he sour self and jackass the scene
by Pigeon debater April 29, 2021
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jackasshammer

A jackhammer that's been fired up nearby so early that it rousts you out of bed.
Those construction workers started using a gosh-darn-diddly-arn jackasshammer next door that got my ass out of bed at 6:30 this morning -- and it's a Saturday for Christ sakes!!!
by Telephony July 28, 2012
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jackask

A series started b YouTube Channel JacksFilms, to answer questions in the most humorous and stupid way possibly. JackAsk has almost 100 episodes. This is very similair to a QNA, yet its mostly his fans asking him why he is gay (which hes not, or is he? dun dun dunnnn) or why he has a big forehead.
Welcome to Jackask episode #54! TotallyRealUser45 aks: Whats 45*2? ... Yes
by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016
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