JackHoben
JackHoben by undeanfeated99 April 12, 2022
jackhob
A jackhob is somebody who gives and takes of semen orally. It is a concatenation and contraction of 'jack' for masturbate and 'hobnob' for the sharing of drinks together.
"You are a bunch of cum guzzling jackhobs."
jackhob by Boris Blank January 10, 2008
Rusty Jackhole
When you have just the tip of your dick in a asshole, and you proceed to stroke your shaft until you unload your load of baby batter.
Rusty Jackhole by Alex the cock Cannon April 12, 2019
Toxic Jackhole
A narcisistic ex or current boyfriend who strings you along and keeps you hopelessly in love with him by telling you everything you want to hear, including, but not limited to, "you are my soul mate", "I've never had a connection with anyone like this in my life", etc. in attempt to fill his black hole of a soul. He is of course incapable of loving anyone but himself.
I changed Aaron's contact information in my phone to read Toxic Jackhole to prevent me from receiving his texts or phone calls.
Toxic Jackhole by I'm Done 888 April 24, 2011
jackhole
To clarify, it was Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla who invented the word while they were working on the Kevin & Bean morning show on KROQ.
Ah, those were the days.
Ah, those were the days.
Jackhole
it is a combination of Jackass and Asshole and I started using the word back in 1985 at Perry High School
Jackhole by Byron Woody May 30, 2018
Jackhole
Someone who is an irritating, annoying, stuck up ding-dong. Not as bad as a**hole however is equivalent to a**hat.
Jackhole by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers October 23, 2019
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