A bad ass nigga that dont give a fuck about no one or anything he's nice and shit but he'll fuck you up if you try him he can be peacefull and shit but don't get it twisted he'll fuck you up and he has a big dick plus he's a pot head
wassup my Jacobey and this is the true definition about me
im a very very lonely person with no one i can call my own simply because no one wants me i may seem hansom or whatever but thats not what everyone else things everyone things im an asshole and yes this is true but no one knows the true side of me .... i am depressed no love having bastard with a personality only i can love im a dirty minded person and if offends you then fuck off i just want love and someone to hold while they sleep on my chest .... but the bright things in my definition is that i can easily fall in love and if i fall in love with you ill never tell you because ik from experience youll laugh in my face and also because you dont feel the same ... hello my name is jacobey and im depressed
Jackoby is a God at volleyball and life in general. He always has a cult, who worship him day and night. He is short but makes up for it with his massive personality. Anyone would be lucky to have a Jackoby in their life and he never fails to brighten up your day.
Person 1: Hey who's that really cool dude?
Person 2: Oh that's Jackoby, I would die for him.
Person 3 to Person 2: OMG you're a Jackoby worshipper too?!
Person 2: Yes of course. I believe in the force that is Jackoby
Person 1: Oh damn, I'm gonna worship him too, he seems prettydope
Jakobey is a realmotion getter whether you believe it or not he is the most loyalist person you would ever meet and is willing to hold it down for whoever got his back and he stands on buisness
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.