jacobenson 

a nasty simp that won't leave you alone and is also possessed by a demon :)

UGH I HATE Jacobenson!!!

jacobenson by Jacobenson's wife June 15, 2020

Marley Jacobson 

A cruiser bicycle that has a small gasoline engine installed on it.

The rider is usually a dirt-bag pot head with a man-purse slung over his shoulder,

and takes his strip of road out of the middle of your lane.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Wife: What the hell is that?

Husband: An enviro-fag on his Marley Jacobson.

Wife: Is that a purse he's carrying?

Husband: Would you mind if I just took him out with the truck?

Marley Jacobson by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm August 21, 2013

Jacobson 

A very restless man in bed that never wants to quit.

That Jacobson was unbelievable last night!

Jacobson by redsharpie34295 December 14, 2010

Col. Jacobson 

a pseudonym that people usually use, whenever they want to post racist comments about black people on a porn site. (most commonly seen on xnxx.com)

(guy reading comments on porn site): "Man, this Col. Jacobson is a racist mudafucker, fuck him!"

Col. Jacobson by Laskou January 14, 2011

Mrs Jacobson 

The livening embodiment of hell if you find this teacher run for your fricking life. get the Frick out and do crazy crap to get expelled

Friend: hey are you ready for 6th grade?
Me: I heard mrs Jacobson works there...
Friend: wanna run away
Me: frick yeah

Mrs Jacobson by pastas64 November 24, 2019

Jake Jacobson 

A man who often gets called “Jake Jake” that has huge muscles and will definitely steal yo girl.

“Yo start PUMPIN ur fist and take ur shirt off like Jake Jacobson”
“Mom, Jake fxcked my prom date !”

Jake Jacobson by Piratesfan08 March 2, 2022

William Jacobson 

William Jacobson is the an incredible person who has touched many peoples lives in countless ways. Just being in the same room as him is a blessing in itself because he radiates an energy so powerful which heals a person's soul. He is kind, generous, intelligent and is deeply loved by people around him. To meet him is the most fortunate gift i have ever received in my life. love is the greatest power in this world and William has given me the hope of love. his inner beauty shines through and you can see it on his handsome face. He is giving, selfless and people are attracted to him for his wonderful heart.

one who has William Jacobson in their life has their stars in a very fortunate position. he's amazing

William Jacobson by redbricks32 July 6, 2010