TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers's definitions

Jackhole

Someone who is an irritating, annoying, stuck up ding-dong. Not as bad as a**hole however is equivalent to a**hat.

Martha: OH MY GOD he is such a jackhole
Abby: Oh ya that's David

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers October 23, 2019

Susan Album Party

A Susan Album Party can also be referred as a sus anal bum party or a #susanalbumparty. It is a cult gathering by the Cult of the Beatsprout Growers, paid for by the THE Corporation. It is the official afterparty for the Cult of the Beatsprout Growers dinner party association At these parties we eat pickles. Play with hand cream. Put blue tubes in our hands and mouths. We also chow down on popcorn and lemonade is included.

Hey Martha! Are you going to the Susan Album Party or just the dinner party by the Cult of the Beatsprout Growers

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers March 6, 2019

Twinder

An app similar to tinder except it's for conjoined twins and people who want to date them.

martha: hey i wanna date conjoined twins
noah: then get twinder

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers March 28, 2019

Baby Gord

what Gord Ross Coleman calls his dick.

Gord- I can't do squat jumps because my Baby gord is too big
martha: weirdo

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers April 15, 2019

Sugar Daddy

A nice fat and juicy guy who jiggles and giggles when you touch him. there mottos are all flab and no ab. They work under the organization called sexy turtles create by Leonard and Leonarda the sexy turtles.

Martha: That sexy turtle is all flab and no ab
Isabel: Back off thats my sugar daddy

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers October 25, 2019

Betrayal Bestie

Someone who was your besie and had at least 1- 14 word conversation with you and them betrays you like the little bitch he is. They are found in all shapes and forms. Be care full because your bestie may become a betrayal bestie.

Lauryn: HEY HANSON
Hanson: ...
Lauryn: why are you ignoring me

Hanson: Cause you are embarrassing
Matha: huh seems like at Betrayal Bestie

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers December 5, 2019

Trinder

When conjoined twins want to join twinder but their best friend wants to join with them.

Bella & Lauryn: Hey Noah we are joining twinder.
Noah: Hey can I join with you guys
Bella & Lauryn: Sorry it is for conjoined twins
Noah: I guess they need to create a trinder

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers April 1, 2019