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Betrayal Bestie

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Someone who was your besie and had at least 1- 14 word conversation with you and them betrays you like the little bitch he is. They are found in all shapes and forms. Be care full because your bestie may become a betrayal bestie.
Lauryn: HEY HANSON
Hanson: ...
Lauryn: why are you ignoring me

Hanson: Cause you are embarrassing
Matha: huh seems like at Betrayal Bestie
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Sugar Daddy 

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A nice fat and juicy guy who jiggles and giggles when you touch him. there mottos are all flab and no ab. They work under the organization called sexy turtles create by Leonard and Leonarda the sexy turtles.
Martha: That sexy turtle is all flab and no ab
Isabel: Back off thats my sugar daddy
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Jackhole 

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Someone who is an irritating, annoying, stuck up ding-dong. Not as bad as a**hole however is equivalent to a**hat.
Martha: OH MY GOD he is such a jackhole
Abby: Oh ya that's David
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porker 

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a fugly bitch who thinks that they are amazing. They are really annoying and they should go fuck themselves
I heard the porker is porking a pork pie
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Baby Gord 

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what Gord Ross Coleman calls his dick.
Gord- I can't do squat jumps because my Baby gord is too big
martha: weirdo
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Trinder 

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When conjoined twins want to join twinder but their best friend wants to join with them.
Bella & Lauryn: Hey Noah we are joining twinder.
Noah: Hey can I join with you guys
Bella & Lauryn: Sorry it is for conjoined twins
Noah: I guess they need to create a trinder
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Twinder 

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An app similar to tinder except it's for conjoined twins and people who want to date them.
martha: hey i wanna date conjoined twins
noah: then get twinder
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