Jackhorn

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A simple minded person that can not handle a stressful situation with any sort of diligence or composure.

When he couldn't open the can the JACKHORN started banging his head on the counter.

Jackhorn by mickey fingers January 31, 2012

Words you can keep

Jackporn

The one porn clip which is of sufficiently high quality and meets ones needs to both commence and finish masturbating in a single stroking session, despite it being the only clip viewed in this particular sitting.

This is an exclusive event and cannot be repeated with the same clip.

I was nearly late for work today,
luckily I hit the Jackporn this morning which saved me a lot of time.

Jackporn by LOTR fan 93 April 24, 2014

Related Words

Jackhorn • Jack Horner • Jack Horner-ed • jackhorse • Jackporn • Jack Corndog • Jack Cornell • jack honey • Jack Horan • Jack Horowitz

jackhorse

noun - an unaware jackass

you see these people on the road everyday

jackhorse by Andy Mack April 12, 2005

Jackhorse

A jackhorse is what happens when Siri is too stupid to understand you meant jackass.

“Alan is a jackhorse”

Jackhorse by Fuckyoualan November 17, 2022

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026