jackhob
A jackhob is somebody who gives and takes of semen orally. It is a concatenation and contraction of 'jack' for masturbate and 'hobnob' for the sharing of drinks together.
jackhob by Boris Blank January 10, 2008
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jackhob
Holy shit man, I was ready to stick it in until she dropped trou and I saw the jackhob she was packin, fuck that noise.
jackhob by TruGanGSTA1776 January 10, 2008
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jackhob • JackHoben • jackhole • jachob • jackhorse • jackobite • jackhibbert • Jackhoe • JackHolmesss • Jackholster
Rusty Jackhole
When you have just the tip of your dick in a asshole, and you proceed to stroke your shaft until you unload your load of baby batter.
Rusty Jackhole by Alex the cock Cannon April 12, 2019
Toxic Jackhole
A narcisistic ex or current boyfriend who strings you along and keeps you hopelessly in love with him by telling you everything you want to hear, including, but not limited to, "you are my soul mate", "I've never had a connection with anyone like this in my life", etc. in attempt to fill his black hole of a soul. He is of course incapable of loving anyone but himself.
I changed Aaron's contact information in my phone to read Toxic Jackhole to prevent me from receiving his texts or phone calls.
Toxic Jackhole by I'm Done 888 April 24, 2011
Jackhole
it is a combination of Jackass and Asshole and I started using the word back in 1985 at Perry High School
Jackhole by Byron Woody May 30, 2018
Jackhole
Someone who is an irritating, annoying, stuck up ding-dong. Not as bad as a**hole however is equivalent to a**hat.
Jackhole by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers October 23, 2019
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