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JACK WAD 

A person containing the attributes of both a "Jack ass" and a "Dick wad". Having a inept attitude or ignorance.
Larry is such a JACK WAD for stealing my car.
JACK WAD by Scuba Steve October 30, 2003
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Jack Wad 

The term Jack Wad is used to describe an uneducated, moronic, retard, with absolutaly no regard for any onther person. This term is mostly used to describe a law breaker or other low life drain on society.
O.J. Simpson is a huge Jack Wad and deserved life in prison.
Jack Wad by Bubbacop February 18, 2009

jack wad 

Same as calling someone a jackass. But people won’t here the ass. So you get away with out the curse. Yet it’s worse than a jackass. Mostly because of the hidden inside joke. Very small amount of people know this meaning.
I can’t beliebe this jack wad took up two parking spots.
jack wad by OriginalKB May 11, 2018
Jackwad should be used in mixed company, when you should not use the term "Jagoff"!
Where is that Jackwad bartender?
Jackwad by Pud June 5, 2005
"Jackwad" is a term used when someone is such an ass that he's no better than the "wad" that's expelled when someone jacks off.
"That fucking asshole -- look at the bad move he made cutting off that school bus -- what a Jackwad!"

"My friend, Tina's, boyfriend fucked her sister last Saturday night while she was passed out in the other room. What a Jackwad!"
Jackwad by calinative September 24, 2011
He who forgets her birthday. Dave
What a jackwad.
Jackwad by Drunky1 September 2, 2018

jackwads 

instead of seamen "jackswads", cum "jackwads" instead of thats what she said: "jackwads"
whats that in his ear:
"jackwads"
jackwads by touchdown jones January 29, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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