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Jack Wad 

The term Jack Wad is used to describe an uneducated, moronic, retard, with absolutaly no regard for any onther person. This term is mostly used to describe a law breaker or other low life drain on society.
O.J. Simpson is a huge Jack Wad and deserved life in prison.
Jack Wad by Bubbacop February 18, 2009

jack wad 

Same as calling someone a jackass. But people won’t here the ass. So you get away with out the curse. Yet it’s worse than a jackass. Mostly because of the hidden inside joke. Very small amount of people know this meaning.
I can’t beliebe this jack wad took up two parking spots.
jack wad by OriginalKB May 11, 2018
Jackwad should be used in mixed company, when you should not use the term "Jagoff"!
Where is that Jackwad bartender?
Jackwad by Pud June 5, 2005
"Jackwad" is a term used when someone is such an ass that he's no better than the "wad" that's expelled when someone jacks off.
"That fucking asshole -- look at the bad move he made cutting off that school bus -- what a Jackwad!"

"My friend, Tina's, boyfriend fucked her sister last Saturday night while she was passed out in the other room. What a Jackwad!"
Jackwad by calinative September 24, 2011
He who forgets her birthday. Dave
What a jackwad.
Jackwad by Drunky1 September 2, 2018

jackwads 

instead of seamen "jackswads", cum "jackwads" instead of thats what she said: "jackwads"
whats that in his ear:
"jackwads"
jackwads by touchdown jones January 29, 2010
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