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Jackwad
"Jackwad" is a term used when someone is such an ass that he's no better than the "wad" that's expelled when someone jacks off.
"That fucking asshole -- look at the bad move he made cutting off that school bus -- what a Jackwad!"
"My friend, Tina's, boyfriend fucked her sister last Saturday night while she was passed out in the other room. What a Jackwad!"
"My friend, Tina's, boyfriend fucked her sister last Saturday night while she was passed out in the other room. What a Jackwad!"
Jackwad by calinative September 24, 2011
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Jackwad
What a jackwad.
Jackwad
Jackwad: 1) I name for an individual who feels the need to name call others. 2) And ironic insults of name calling directed towards others who name call.
Jackwad by Proud snowflake February 9, 2019
Jackwad
Jacademic / Jackademic
Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.
The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.
Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.
Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)
The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.
Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.
Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)
Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.
Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!
Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!
Jacademic / Jackademic by Realityshow October 18, 2012
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