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jackwads 

instead of seamen "jackswads", cum "jackwads" instead of thats what she said: "jackwads"
whats that in his ear:
"jackwads"
jackwads by touchdown jones January 29, 2010
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jackwash 

a moment when you have a total number of 69 sexual partners, first used by Hugh Johnson during the Lasagna Cat Sex Survey Results video.
"Hugh Johnson, 69... a jackwash!"
jackwash by DerpHerpbert August 12, 2019
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Jackwad should be used in mixed company, when you should not use the term "Jagoff"!
Where is that Jackwad bartender?
Jackwad by Pud June 5, 2005
"Jackwad" is a term used when someone is such an ass that he's no better than the "wad" that's expelled when someone jacks off.
"That fucking asshole -- look at the bad move he made cutting off that school bus -- what a Jackwad!"

"My friend, Tina's, boyfriend fucked her sister last Saturday night while she was passed out in the other room. What a Jackwad!"
Jackwad by calinative September 24, 2011
He who forgets her birthday. Dave
What a jackwad.
Jackwad by Drunky1 September 2, 2018

jackwards 

1. Crazy!!! Zany!!! Wow!!!!

2.Ludicrously comical; clownish.
"That shit is jackwards!"
jackwards by kim April 16, 2005

jackwaddle 

When one who Is masturbating gets a cramp in the leg area and then someone knocks on the door.
Man Noah was totally pulling a jackwaddle when I knocked on his door
jackwaddle by Therealmvp67967 January 7, 2017
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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Literally 1984 

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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