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jackwads by touchdown jones January 29, 2010
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jackwash
a moment when you have a total number of 69 sexual partners, first used by Hugh Johnson during the Lasagna Cat Sex Survey Results video.
jackwash by DerpHerpbert August 12, 2019
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Jackwad
Jackwad
"Jackwad" is a term used when someone is such an ass that he's no better than the "wad" that's expelled when someone jacks off.
"That fucking asshole -- look at the bad move he made cutting off that school bus -- what a Jackwad!"
"My friend, Tina's, boyfriend fucked her sister last Saturday night while she was passed out in the other room. What a Jackwad!"
"My friend, Tina's, boyfriend fucked her sister last Saturday night while she was passed out in the other room. What a Jackwad!"
Jackwad by calinative September 24, 2011
jackwards
"That shit is jackwards!"
jackwaddle
jackwaddle by Therealmvp67967 January 7, 2017
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