jackwads

instead of seamen "jackswads", cum "jackwads" instead of thats what she said: "jackwads"

whats that in his ear:
"jackwads"

by touchdown jones January 29, 2010

jackwash

a moment when you have a total number of 69 sexual partners, first used by Hugh Johnson during the Lasagna Cat Sex Survey Results video.

"Hugh Johnson, 69... a jackwash!"

by DerpHerpbert August 12, 2019

Jackwad

Jackwad should be used in mixed company, when you should not use the term "Jagoff"!

Where is that Jackwad bartender?

by Pud June 5, 2005

Jackwad

"Jackwad" is a term used when someone is such an ass that he's no better than the "wad" that's expelled when someone jacks off.

"That fucking asshole -- look at the bad move he made cutting off that school bus -- what a Jackwad!"

"My friend, Tina's, boyfriend fucked her sister last Saturday night while she was passed out in the other room. What a Jackwad!"

by calinative September 24, 2011

Jackwad

He who forgets her birthday. Dave

What a jackwad.

by Drunky1 September 2, 2018

jackwards

1. Crazy!!! Zany!!! Wow!!!!

2.Ludicrously comical; clownish.

"That shit is jackwards!"

by kim April 16, 2005

jackwaddle

When one who Is masturbating gets a cramp in the leg area and then someone knocks on the door.

Man Noah was totally pulling a jackwaddle when I knocked on his door

by Therealmvp67967 January 7, 2017