seamen

1) Enlisted Navy servicemen.
2) Whom am I trying to fool? It's actually a clever way of saying semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, spunk, cream.

What is big and black and is full of seamen?... A submarine!
Donna enlisted in the Navy and now she likes seamen even more!

by Hugh G Rection August 2, 2006

(noun) A cute way of expressing semen!

"Deck the halls with creamy seamen,
falalalah, lala lalah!"

by Quakeulf January 15, 2006

Seamenate

When your nipples being rubbed and fondled is so arousing, you ejactulate prematurely.

Annon was playing with Matty's nipples last night and he seamenated all over her.

by Smeghead2155 January 12, 2014

to be cumed or jizzed on.

by Mike deJonge April 8, 2005

by Creamyyyyyyy December 7, 2018

Yo, I heard that Bob and Joe Seamened today.

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!

Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019