Pud's definitions

Turd Crusher

One who partakes in any type of anal sex.

"Don't pick up the soap. Duane is a Turd Crusher!"

by Pud June 5, 2005

cheesehead

Poor, stupid and uneducated residents of Wisconsin that likes to throw cowshit at each other, and complain that all of the lakefront property is owned by out-of-staters.

My Grandfather sold 220 acres on the lakefront in 1995 for $12,000.00. Wish I coud buy it back. *SPLAT!*

by Pud June 5, 2005

Jackwad

Jackwad should be used in mixed company, when you should not use the term "Jagoff"!

Where is that Jackwad bartender?

by Pud June 5, 2005

Shitheel

Shitheel is a term used to describe people that drive dump trucks.

Some Shitheel cracked my windshield.

by Pud June 5, 2005

Bitch

Any woman that pisses me off!

Lobster and the opera and all I get is a handshake? You Bitch!

by Pud July 15, 2008

bitch sized

Adult men under six feet tall.

Another bitch sized lout trying to prove he is a man.

by Pud June 5, 2005

Trucker

Truckers are the reason all you see in your rear view mirror is a radiator grill.
P.S., They kill families when they are in a hurry, and can only count to 70.

Look! Another Trucker just killed a family on the interstate! Bet he fell asleep!

by Pud June 5, 2005