Pud's definitions

Shitheel

Shitheel is a term used to describe people that drive dump trucks.

Some Shitheel cracked my windshield.

by Pud June 5, 2005

mafia112

Slang for a bulletin board attention whore, who in addition to the normal female nudity postings (see infusion, kiwigirl et al.) also tries suicide and pregnancy trolls to gain attention

Oh crap, not another mafia112

by pud December 30, 2003

fashionistas

Description for a vapid idiot, usually female whose thoughts only revolve around their next "must-have" purchase so they can have the same handbag as Sarah Jessica Parker.

Kelly Ann, what a fashionista, the only culture she knows is bacterial

by pud July 29, 2004

Turd Crusher

One who partakes in any type of anal sex.

"Don't pick up the soap. Duane is a Turd Crusher!"

by Pud June 5, 2005

Chicago White Sox

The lesser of two baseball teams in Chicago. Cannot fill their stadium, unless the Cubs are playing at the well named "Cell". Players will take bribes to "fix" a world series. Fans attack elderly coaches from opposing teams. Owners encourage fans to cleanse their repugnant bodies by showering at the ballpark. One Hall of Famer, Frank Thomas, in the last 40 years.

J.R. "Since my basesball team will win this World Series, if they don't take a bribe,let's call for a lockout!"

by Pud June 27, 2005

Fuck You

"Fuck You" is an idiots response to any question an idiot cannot answer.

Person 1: " A five dollar whore would charge an imbicile like you ten dollars."

Idiot: "Fuck you!"

by Pud June 28, 2005

bitch sized

Adult men under six feet tall.

Another bitch sized lout trying to prove he is a man.

by Pud June 5, 2005