Pud's definitions

rattle your dags

Aussie for hurry up. Dags being the shit stuck on a sheeps arse. They rattle when they run.

Rattle your dags Sharon, Neighbours is almost on.

by Pud October 10, 2003

Jackwad

Jackwad should be used in mixed company, when you should not use the term "Jagoff"!

Where is that Jackwad bartender?

by Pud June 5, 2005

van halen

One of the greatest bands ever until that pussy Sammy Hagar became the lead singer.

I was one of the best guitar players ever. Then, I decided to play keyboards. I needed a pussy singer. I fired Dave then hired the biggest pussy I could think of. Sammy Hagar.

by Pud June 28, 2005

Bitch

Any woman that pisses me off!

Lobster and the opera and all I get is a handshake? You Bitch!

by Pud July 15, 2008

Infusion

Vapid cunt.

See Kiwigirl

by pud June 5, 2003

fashionistas

Description for a vapid idiot, usually female whose thoughts only revolve around their next "must-have" purchase so they can have the same handbag as Sarah Jessica Parker.

Kelly Ann, what a fashionista, the only culture she knows is bacterial

by pud July 29, 2004

Turd Crusher

One who partakes in any type of anal sex.

"Don't pick up the soap. Duane is a Turd Crusher!"

by Pud June 5, 2005