Turd Crusher

One who partakes in any type of anal sex.

"Don't pick up the soap. Duane is a Turd Crusher!"

by Pud June 05, 2005

van halen

One of the greatest bands ever until that pussy Sammy Hagar became the lead singer.

I was one of the best guitar players ever. Then, I decided to play keyboards. I needed a pussy singer. I fired Dave then hired the biggest pussy I could think of. Sammy Hagar.

by Pud June 28, 2005

Chicken Hauler

A Chicken Hauler is a Trucker that has many extra lights on his truck, works for less money than most other drivers and smells like pigshit.

Spray the Lysol! the Chicken Haule is here!

by Pud June 05, 2005

rattle your dags

Aussie for hurry up. Dags being the shit stuck on a sheeps arse. They rattle when they run.

Rattle your dags Sharon, Neighbours is almost on.

by Pud October 10, 2003

Bitch

Any woman that pisses me off!

Lobster and the opera and all I get is a handshake? You Bitch!

by Pud July 15, 2008

Infusion

Vapid cunt.

See Kiwigirl

by pud June 05, 2003

Trucker

Truckers are the reason all you see in your rear view mirror is a radiator grill.
P.S., They kill families when they are in a hurry, and can only count to 70.

Look! Another Trucker just killed a family on the interstate! Bet he fell asleep!

by Pud June 05, 2005