jackwaddle

When one who Is masturbating gets a cramp in the leg area and then someone knocks on the door.

Man Noah was totally pulling a jackwaddle when I knocked on his door

by Therealmvp67967 January 7, 2017

jerkwaddle

A complete and utter idiot.

Some jerkwaddle stole my Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet cassette tape.

by circushead June 23, 2006

jawaddle

JA perferably used in a name (jawad) but when jawad does anything you can add ja in front of an action word and there you go

look at jawad , the way he jawaddles down the block!

by jaw1234haha February 14, 2019

Jackwarden

The duties of the Jackwarden are similar to those performed by a modern prison warden, with some notable exceptions. The Jackwarden is a mythical being who works between the worlds of the living and the dead to ensure that karmic debts are paid in full during the time one serves on planet Earth.

It is the duty of the Jackwarden, therefore, to hold humans accountable for their actions from one life to the next, and to perform debt transfers, when necessary so that total karmic balance is achieved, if at all possible, before moving to the next life.
The Jackwarden and the Fates work closely together. They will make you deal with your shit.

Fate is a Jackwarden, ensuring proper delivery for all the things we thought we could forget.

by Wyrdsmyth November 27, 2020

Backwaddle

When a politician downplays or takes a 180 on statements on a major scandal or policy statement in a sense of cowardice

I heard the governor backwaddle on his support for feeding our future when he found out they were a Ponzi scheme with covid relief money.

by jondich October 5, 2022