A British singer/songwriter born in Rugby, England. Has some beautiful songs (especially This Boy and The Pieces Don't Fit Anymore) and a brilliant debut album called Undiscovered.

Do you like James Morrison? He's up for three Brit Awards

james morrison by Hollyy January 31, 2007

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James Morrison

When a snail magically grows arms and legs resembling that of a Dutch woman alongside a questionably fruity personality

Look at that snail he’s a real James Morrison

James Morrison by Yeayaaaaa April 13, 2020

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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