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Jibber Jabber 

Jibber jabber is Incoherent and unintelligible rapid speech often in slang or patois. Used in the UK as a disparaging name for other languages such as French, Spanish or American.
“It was all jibber jabber. Couldn’t understand a dam’ word the wretched feller was sayin’, Jeeves.”
“But, Milord, he was an American.”
“Yes?”
Jibber Jabber by AKACroatalin June 4, 2015

jabberjaw 

(1) A jabberjaw is someone who never shuts up.

(2) A person who talks too much, to the point of ad nauseum.

(3) It is also a 30 minute cartoon created in the 1970s by Hanna Barbera. It used to be part of the Saturday morning cartoons. It was created with a format and writing that was similar to that of Scooby-Doo and Josie and the Pussycats.
(1) "You are such a jabberjaw; i can hardly get a word in edgewise."

(2) "Hey jabberjaw. Shut up! I'm trying to tell you something."

(3) "Do you remember that cartoon Jabberjaw? It's being replayed on the Cartoon Network now."
jabberjaw by bijoupali May 2, 2011

Meat Jabber 

The shaft of the penis (usually erect), which can be used by the owner, like a pointing finger, to 'jab' whatever he chooses- be it animal, vegetable or mineral.
"Is that a walking stick in your pocket or are you poking me with your giant meat jabber"- words uttered by Norah Batty during the infamous Compo erection scene in Last of the Summer Wine.
Meat Jabber by Lynams Moustache January 6, 2012
Jabbe is a universal word used by uneducated primates from mississippi while ordering slaves (niggas) around in the fields.
Could you please pitch those jabbies on the compost heap?
jabbe by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Jabber slapper 

when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.

CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.
Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.

Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.
Jabber slapper by gettinthatfosho August 29, 2009

Jabbercotting

a 32 oz drink from QuikTrip mixed with any kind of liquor you can find.
-or-
conceal drinks anywhere and everywhere
Parties with no booze we sure as hell gonna be jabbercotting
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Witch Bath 

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