JABBED!!!

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When you stab a prostitute in their belly button with your penis so hard that she\he bleeds.

I totally JABBED!!! that bitch last night.

JABBED!!! by Blackbanana*69 November 28, 2016

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jabbed

Got the covid-19 vaccine

I've been jabbed

jabbed by Francesco II March 20, 2021

Word of the Day on April 21, 2021

Related Words

JABBED!!! • jabbed all up the lip • Jabbed In • Jolly-Jabbed • double jabbed • jibber jabbed • joey jabbed • wally-jabbed • punjabbed • jabber

Jabbed

Being poked/stabbed with a sharp material.

When I got my vaccine, I was jabbed in the arm.

Jabbed by Abby From Wii Sports April 24, 2021

Jabbed

The word jabbed means injecting yourself , being injected, being punched or being stabbed

The word jabbed does not mean give head which some stupid girls from the roadmen ends think it does.

Jabbed by Mr Robby g August 22, 2019

Jabbed In

Like tapped in but harder..... poked in... JABBED IN!

Chad : “damn shawty ur tapped in!”

@biiccy on twitter : “no I’m so tapped in I’m... jabbed in!”

Jabbed In by Alessandra @biiccy December 1, 2020

jabbed all up the lip

To be punched in the mouth, usually for doing something stupid or irritating.

If you don't give me that twos you promised me you're gonna get jabbed all up the lip.

jabbed all up the lip by mainframejeff July 10, 2009

Jolly Jabbed

When someone gets vaccinated an unhealthy number of times, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, and getting rid of their other health conditions.

Mr. Mandal, who admitted to have been jolly jabbed from Covid-19 at least 11 times in less than two years, was prevented from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly uncovered his serial trickery.

Jolly Jabbed by MathPlus January 9, 2022

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026