JABBED!!!

When you stab a prostitute in their belly button with your penis so hard that she\he bleeds.

I totally JABBED!!! that bitch last night.

by Blackbanana*69 November 28, 2016

jabbed

Got the covid-19 vaccine

I've been jabbed

by Francesco II March 20, 2021

Jabbed

Being poked/stabbed with a sharp material.

When I got my vaccine, I was jabbed in the arm.

by Abby From Wii Sports April 24, 2021

Jabbed

The word jabbed means injecting yourself , being injected, being punched or being stabbed

The word jabbed does not mean give head which some stupid girls from the roadmen ends think it does.

by Mr Robby g August 22, 2019

Jabbed In

Like tapped in but harder..... poked in... JABBED IN!

Chad : “damn shawty ur tapped in!”

@biiccy on twitter : “no I’m so tapped in I’m... jabbed in!”

by Alessandra @biiccy December 1, 2020

jabbed all up the lip

To be punched in the mouth, usually for doing something stupid or irritating.

If you don't give me that twos you promised me you're gonna get jabbed all up the lip.

by mainframejeff July 10, 2009

Jolly Jabbed

When someone gets vaccinated an unhealthy number of times, because these extra shots had apparently helped them “stay healthy” with quasi-zero adverse effects, while at the same time relieving them of acute or chronic pain, and getting rid of their other health conditions.

Mr. Mandal, who admitted to have been jolly jabbed from Covid-19 at least 11 times in less than two years, was prevented from receiving his 12th shot, after the authorities horrifyingly uncovered his serial trickery.

by MathPlus January 9, 2022