jabberwalkie

An individual who makes non-evidential claims and walks (or continues talking) away in attempts of avoiding criticism.

Did you see that Westboro Baptist jabberwalkie dance around those questions?

by Reliquary October 26, 2011

Jabberwalkie

Any female, with large rounded breasts that have a tendency to bounce rhythmically as they walk.

'Look at that hot jabberwalkie coming towards us...' 'check out the jabberwalkie at 2 o'clock...'

From the slang words jabs meaning breasts and 'walkie' meaning walker.

- The first human jabberwalkie encounter occured in a restaurant on the island of Hvar, Croatia, September 2010 - Specimen X

by Curragh Crusader May 9, 2011

jabberwalkie

a fatty, or rather large person

your mom is a jabberwalkie

by Jack In Dabox March 9, 2007

Backseat Jabberwockies

Bizarre actions being done in the backseat of a car, the actions can range anywhere from straight up BOSSHARD (these actions are just barely Backseat Jabberwockies so they could instead be called ultra-instinct bruh moments), to 🅱osshard moments.

Friend 1: Bro this headass I know was doing some Backseat Jabberwockies the other day and literally ended up with his head up his ass

Friend 2: Bruh wtf how

Friend 1: Backseat Jabberwockies bro

by Bruhfelia September 27, 2019

jaberwalkie

A man or woman who writes in a humorous fashion and is an overall maven.

Ben: Ha! That Zach writes well and looks good! He is such a jaberwalkie!

by c.mustache July 1, 2011

Jabberwalky

An emotionally retarded fuckwit who lined up in the cue to get the 4th Reich death jab while screaming at anti death jabbers about masks and other imaginary science fiction measures.
A Jabberwalky can be seen wearing a pointless mask that cannot stop a virus while attacking "free air" folk. Jabberwalkies (plural) ignore the medical science of hypercapnia while rebreathing their own carbon dioxide which turns their lungs into human petri dishes. Then, they develop a myriad of lung infections the call Covid19. Even though they're on social apps regretting their fuck-wittery dying in hospitals from the JAB. They garner no sympathy.

"Oh fuck, I can't even go shopping without running into a hysterical Jabberwalky screaming about me murdering people by breathing oxygen. Fuck those Jabberwalkies and the jab they rode in on."

by TROLLASAURUS_REX_EMERITUS June 14, 2022

jabberwalking

Jaywalking while jabbering away on a cellphone.

"That guy over there is jabberwalking, and if he's not careful, he'll get run over by a car or a bus!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in Taipei, Taiwan on July 23, 2009

by PRwiz101 July 27, 2009