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The best fucking cracker in the world.
JWood boned my mom.
JWood by J Wood March 9, 2003
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jawoodle 

A loud raging swearing muppet usually from Straya
That guy right there, now he’s a jawoodle.
jawoodle by HovelHomestead February 1, 2020
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Jood is usually a girl with brown hair and brown eyes. Jood is a caring, loving person. She is so funny. Jood hates drama but is always put into it. She does not make anyone feel left out. She knows what friends to keep close. She has a very nice personality and everyone always wants to be around her. Jood is super pretty. You either become her friend or fall in love with her but their is no way you hate her. She is so fun and spirited. You always need a Jood in your life.
"That girl is so hot, she is probably a Jood."
"Jood is so nice!"
Jood by Queen.Of.comebacks July 23, 2016
Calling someone a Jooda is calling one a fat smelly indian man
holy shit jaxon looks like a jooda right now
Gives me jooda vibes
Jooda by Suresh meow meow July 10, 2022
The brunt of 90% of the racist jokes in nohunters, and one of the leading campers.
my stereo is missing... where the fuck is Jaood?
Jaood by Nic March 19, 2003
Better than good. Better than better. Better than best. None like it. One of a kind. Irreplaceable.
That food was jood as hell!!!!
Jood by The Jood Guy November 22, 2021

Joodle Pus 

The odd and rare combination of a Platypus, Poodle, and Jellyfish.
Oh my God, that Joodle Pus is coming for us! Squish, squish, bzzart!
Joodle Pus by Romance Corn April 28, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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