jawoodle
jawoodle by HovelHomestead February 1, 2020
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Janoodle
*At an art gallery*
Guy - “Dang this is some nice artwork you seeing this Janessa?”
Girl - “MeOw”
Guy- “Are you turning into a janoodle?”
Guy - “Dang this is some nice artwork you seeing this Janessa?”
Girl - “MeOw”
Guy- “Are you turning into a janoodle?”
Janoodle by 1wolvesgaming December 12, 2021
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Cup of Janoodle.
The act of really needing to take a shit while your cousin is in the bathroom making out with a drunk chick..Since you have only one bathroom in your house and don't want to shit your pants you grab an empty milkshake cup from your kitchen table and proceed to the backyard to take a shit in the cup. You wipe after your cousin is done with the chick in the bathroom!
Janoodle got home from work one night and desperatly needed to take a shit. Her cousin was in the bathroom making out with a drunk chick..so Janoodle got the milkshake cup that she bought from work and went in the backyard to poop in her cup. When done, she threw the cup in a bag that sat in the trash can..turns out, the bag was clothes that were accidently thrown away and her aunt got the bag out of the garbage so Janoodle told her and the act was then named Cup Of Janoodle.
Cup of Janoodle. by The Lochnessa Monster November 16, 2006
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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