Platypus

A semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action.

Perry! Perry the platypus!

Platypus by Niuqq November 3, 2011

platypus

A metaphor used for whatever is holding you back or keeping you down. - from Phineas and Ferb.

Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Teachers are platypuses, or platypi, or platypeople?

platypus by andrettifan July 16, 2013

platypus

the living embodiment of God's sense of humor. It's a duck/beaver/reptile. It's a mammal but lays eggs; I can't possibly imagine what its milk must taste like. It builds dams like a beaver and males have poisonous barbs on their hind legs/webbed-feet.

Tina: Like whoas, I just saw a platypus lay eggs.
Tim: Wow, I could swear they were mammals.
Tina: Mammals can't lay eggs you tard.
Tim: But wikipedia says it's a mammal, so it must be true.
Tina: Oh, then nevermind.

platypus by tendo64 June 16, 2007

platypus

Probably the greatest animal on the planet; not only is it a duckbilled beaver monster--it has venom-injecting spurs on its ankle. Similar to Helen Keller on the list of God's greatest jokes.

Poor grandma, she should of known the noble platypus was far superior to her dentures

Dude people get by dogs, no one fucks with a platypus

platypus by ak6126 July 19, 2009

platypus

god's pokemon

a poisonous amphibian animal resembling a duck with a beaver's body.

an adjective used to describe a female's genitalia with short prickly pubic hair.

On the the 23rd day god became addicted to pokemon on the original nintendo gameboy and decided he would create his very own. One became known as the Platypus. The other less popular one was known as the Garfish.

Hey, is that a platypus? It looks like a duck covered in pubic hair with a beaver's tail. Awesome! Gotta catch em all!!

Kevin became sexually aroused by her freshly groomed, but not completely shaven platypus. He screamed, "I CHOOSE YOU SQUIRTLE!" The battle was filmed via cell phone and posted on the internet.

platypus by neko_sama_dama February 6, 2010

Platypus

One of the two mammals that lay eggs

There's a platypus over there.

Platypus by Johnny bob999988885555 March 13, 2021

Platypus

A semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. A furry little flatfoot who'll never flinch from a fray, It's got more than just man skill, It's got a beaver tail and bill, and the women swoon whenever they hear him say: *platypus sound*

Perry the Platypus.

Platypus by wtnfnwsrn.awesome. July 30, 2011