Julian P.

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Julian is usually a name for a beta-male. He usually annoys everyone and kills every vibe within a 20 mile radius. He is the type of guy to drink the milk straight from the cow. He likes whale sperm and sweaty feet. He usually looks forward to buying cucumbers so he can tickle his rectum with it. Julian typically has a atrocious posture and has homosexual tendencies.

"MAN! DON'T BE LIKE JULIAN P.! OR YOU'RE WEIRD!"

Julian P. by anonymous June 8, 2023

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Julian Pinkney

A man with too much swag. Everyone body wants to be like him and all of the ladies love him.

Dang I want to be like Julian Pinkney.
Is that, that Julian Pinkney you got.
Swag.

Julian Pinkney by yungmoney911 June 17, 2011

JULIAN PEREZ

SMELLS LIKE CULO. He thinks he knows everything. But he really only knows how to smell like culo.

Damn Julian Perez really smells like culo ! ):

JULIAN PEREZ by AntiCulo December 14, 2022

Julian Perez

Smells like CULO! He thinks he knows everything but he only knows how to SMELL LIKE CULO!

Damn Julian Perez really smells like CULO!

Julian Perez by AntiCulo December 14, 2022

julian paja

term used to refer to masturbating thinking of a literary character

termino utilizado para referirse a masturbarse pensando en un personaje literario

maven is very handsome, i'm going to do julian paja

maven está re bueno, sale julian paja

julian paja by carpedyad September 13, 2020

Julia .P.

Julia is a beautiful girl and also my baby girl she’s smart,funny and nothing going to change that . -10/29

"damn have you seen Julia .P."

Julia .P. by Jaidelyn December 10, 2018

julian paul

Usually found in the wild deserts of Africa fingering his asshole with mayo

Julian Paul, you horny freak!

julian paul by a/M July 21, 2016

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026