smells 

What people say when they feel stupid and want to laugh at someone.

Sam: Gary?
Gary: Yeah?
Sam: Smells!!
Gary: Shut up, you fucking loser.

smells by Mel August 27, 2004

smells 

more than one smell

The smells of sex, puke, and stale cigarette smoke are all it takes for me to remember the summer of '99.

smells by King Shit January 18, 2003

smells 

1. is terrible
2. stinks
3. sucks
4. sucks ass
5. sucks my balls

People got tired of saying "This movie is terrible!"
So they started saying "This movie smells!"
This was how it ALL STARTED
but inflation broke in and soon people were saying:
"This movie stinks!"
That one lasted generations, & smells was forgotten!
but inflation broke in again & soon people were saying:
"This movie sucks!"
That one last just as long as "stinks"
but inflation broke in again & soon people were saying:
"This movie sucks ass!" or "This movie sucks my balls!"
I predict that in the future, people will either say "This movie sucks all the shit out of my ass!" or, more wisely, will go back to the ORIGINAL THAT STARTED IT ALL:
"This movie smells."

smells by Fatty Brown January 24, 2011

smells 

See: "Stench"

It smells like ass in here

smells by Alex July 19, 2003

smells 

giving off an aroma

I just farted and it smells like boiled cabbage.

smells by King Shit January 16, 2003

smells 

To perceive the odor or scent of through the nose by means of the olfactory nerves; inhale the odor of; to detect or become aware of as if by the sense of smell

David: Dude, i love the way Stacie smells

smells by David Mannn February 4, 2009

Smells like monkey ass 

Something is odorous like an animal bottom.

Damn Bruto, since you cooked chili it smells like monkey ass in here!!!

Smells like monkey ass by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016