Perez

A Beast, A Big Deal, Everything that is great embodied in one being.

Someone "Better" than everyone else.

An Arrogant Asshole.

Not only a person, but a State of Mind.

Wow, that dude is Perez, the man, the myth, the legend.

by John Snow September 24, 2007

Perez

A man with a love for cheese and would do anything to have cheese.

Mr.Perez loves cheese.

by Cheese Factory March 14, 2019

Perez

Gaming star, black man that is super cool and browses D of 4chan

Aye you seen that Perez recently he owes me $10

by Manly Essence March 31, 2011

Perez

A) To become intoxicated and attempt to urinate on people you know.

Not to be confused with someone who becomes intoxicated and then tries to urinate on a person they do not know (this is adequately defined as an asshole).

B) Person(s) whom incessantly avoid bathing.

"Dude, you pulled a perez last night, not cool - those were new pants."

"Wow, you smell like a perez."

by Tucker T September 27, 2007

Perez

The dried up flaky Residue from an accidental shart.

“Dude I’ve got to take a shower to clean off this Perez all over my ass.”

“I’ve got Perez on my aaaaaaaaaaaassssssss”

by Ooooweeeimadethisup August 12, 2018

Perez

A dewarff who usually likes to play with other guys dicks.

"did you see Perez yesterday playing with that guy's dick"

by (good...) February 1, 2019

Perez

A person who relys on a martial arts, such as 'hopkeido?' to think they are cool, when really they ignore all insinuation and payouts by the public because every1 actually fkn hates the perez. A perez may also enjoy sticking lightbulbs up his/her but hole, to give his ass a good idea...

John: yea so how was ur weekend?
Chris: Pretty good urs...
*perez walks in*
Perez: im better then all of u, watch me do a plus 1 agility kick... adrenamilinin.

John: ...faggot

by drey23 November 27, 2007