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A Beast, A Big Deal, Everything that is great embodied in one being.

Someone "Better" than everyone else.

An Arrogant Asshole.

Not only a person, but a State of Mind.
by John Snow September 11, 2007
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The dried up flaky Residue from an accidental shart.
“Dude I’ve got to take a shower to clean off this Perez all over my ass.”

“I’ve got Perez on my aaaaaaaaaaaassssssss”
by Ooooweeeimadethisup August 12, 2018
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A) To become intoxicated and attempt to urinate on people you know.

Not to be confused with someone who becomes intoxicated and then tries to urinate on a person they do not know (this is adequately defined as an asshole).

B) Person(s) whom incessantly avoid bathing.
"Dude, you pulled a perez last night, not cool - those were new pants."

"Wow, you smell like a perez."
by Tucker T September 14, 2007
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A pedophile who is sad of life and talks about his life to others that don't care on occasions he tries to kill himself
Example 1; OH shit that guy is trying to commit a Perez

Example 2; That guy is such a Perez
by Loves your moms vag January 17, 2011
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A person who relys on a martial arts, such as 'hopkeido?' to think they are cool, when really they ignore all insinuation and payouts by the public because every1 actually fkn hates the perez. A perez may also enjoy sticking lightbulbs up his/her but hole, to give his ass a good idea...
John: yea so how was ur weekend?
Chris: Pretty good urs...
*perez walks in*
Perez: im better then all of u, watch me do a plus 1 agility kick... adrenamilinin.

John: ...faggot
by drey23 November 06, 2007
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Any insult you can think of. Calling someone a pussy, a bandwagon, trash, anything
God I hate Perez
Suck a Perez
by RipXLol July 06, 2018
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