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A fat Joint containing at least a 3.5.
Let's go to the beach and smoke this JPost.
JPost by Sman927 August 7, 2024
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Jost is a great and loving guy. He is a Dutch guy and likes action movies.His name is not that popular so mostly girls can't find a boy with the name Jost. Jost is a guy that likes sports and maybe even have abs. He really likes to hang out with his girlfriend and some of his best friends. A man named Jost might change your world.
Your friend: Hey look, Jost is so good at playing sports!
You: Yes he is so pro and I love how good he is.
Your friend: I wish that Jost guy will be my boyfriend!
You: Yes he is so sweet,I love him.
Jost by Brothebump June 9, 2020
Related Words
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The Best Girl that can possibly be conceived in the entire universe, She is always found smiling and will always help and aid those in need. Jostina's are extreemly rare to find and once found must be contained as to not lose her among the other ordinary girls.
Eg.I found a JOSTINA! :o
Jostina by Ma1ek June 29, 2011

jostlefoxing 

Insertion of a penis into a leprosy sore.
Jostlefoxing fetish porn! *Now with unwashed lepers!
jostlefoxing by oddwallawallawalla September 22, 2009

neil josten 

a boy who cannot make good decisions, says he’s fine right after almost dying, is very gay for his boyfriend and has a death wish
“im fine” (false)
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jostlebag 

The hairy sack between the male's legs. Manipulating, adjusting or "jostling" this sack is apparently a male ritual.
1. It was really hot out, so I had to shake my jostlebag loose a couple of times.

2. That chick is a freak. She tried to make tea with my jostlebag.
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The best soft drink in the history of the world. Pepsi's short-lived venture into the field of making a soda that's actually GOOD was a tasty, guarana-filled fruit delicacy.
"Damn, this Josta drink kicks ass!"
josta by Moggraider January 19, 2005
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