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clam jostling
A euphemism for a particular sexual practice between two women involving the grinding together of the labia and clitoral hoods of each woman upon one another in a scissoring motion of the legs.
clam jostling by garybaldi February 12, 2010
Horse Jostling
A Popular Pastime in Lincolnshire (Especially Scunthorpe)
The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.
The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.
The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.
The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.
The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.
The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.
Yo Nick, are you goin' badger baitin tonight.
No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!
(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)
No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!
(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)
Horse Jostling by NathanielW May 9, 2011
Log Jostling
v. Taking LSD and going into the woods overnight to camp under the stars whilst trying to maintain a fire the whole trip.
Scott and Damon had a good log jostling up in the woods last night.
What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?
What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?
Log Jostling by Mitchell Webblook October 21, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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