1. A sorting algorithm where the sorted array is built one entry at the
time.
2. When it is unclear which woman is the most attractive, so you "insert" your
penis into each
vagina in order to determine its warmth, muscularity and general hoo-ha.
1. My data was arriving in bursts, so the best
way of getting it in order was using insertion sort.
2. I now have
herpes because I performed insertion sort on too many women last
night.