JILD 

The finest, dopest, White woman you've ever met. Wife status.

"Yo...she's straight JILD, b. She's perfect."

JILD by Jontez May 27, 2014

Jild Master 

If someone is a Master of a Guild in Guild Wars 2.

OMG. Are you a Jild Master????

Jild Master by CrispyJildMaster October 30, 2017

jildo 

1. A dildo coated in jism.
2. A derogatory reference to someone, likening them to 1.

Dude’s a real jildo, man.

jildo by Darktowerfan September 17, 2019

jildi 

(1) v. to hurry. Anglo-Indian military slang from the Hindi "jaldī" (quickness). usually used as a command (i.e. "Jildi!")

(2) n. a very small amount, usually marijuana.

(3) n. a term of endearment used with persons privy to the obscure meaning of the word.

(1) He was taking forever; so, I had to tell him to jildi.
(2) Let's smoke quick. I'll pack this jildi.
(3) Shall we depart, my jildi?

jildi by gammygamms January 24, 2011

Jilderda

A woman whose flatulence curdles milk. She has zero reason to fear bears but when she does, she sings “Woo bear!” to the tune of YMCA.

She also enjoys wearing lederhosen on her arms.

A Jilderda, not unlike a unicorn, is so rare that should you find one, you must lock it up in a pantry full of pretzels to keep it happy.

Jilderda by iwearclogswithsocks March 27, 2021

Jildou 

strong / exterminator, been trough a lot of shit but will always smile at you when you come across her. She is energetic and present

Who is that girl that laughs all the time? Its jildou.

Jildou by sophie Lilliana January 30, 2020

Jildou 

Jildou is a Frisian name for girls. Meaning: precious/money/treasure. "Jild" means money in Frisian. I actually don't know where the "ou" came from. Wierd shiz brahv.

Random mom: "I just gave birth to a girl!"
Random dad: "Our firstborn!" *happy much*
Random mom: "She's so precious, she's like a treasure to me.."

Random dad: "How shall we call her?"
Random mom: "Jildou.."

Jildou by Nahdiah April 4, 2011