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Jild Master
Jild Master by CrispyJildMaster October 30, 2017
jildo
jildo by Darktowerfan September 17, 2019
jildi
(1) v. to hurry. Anglo-Indian military slang from the Hindi "jaldī" (quickness). usually used as a command (i.e. "Jildi!")
(2) n. a very small amount, usually marijuana.
(3) n. a term of endearment used with persons privy to the obscure meaning of the word.
(2) n. a very small amount, usually marijuana.
(3) n. a term of endearment used with persons privy to the obscure meaning of the word.
(1) He was taking forever; so, I had to tell him to jildi.
(2) Let's smoke quick. I'll pack this jildi.
(3) Shall we depart, my jildi?
(2) Let's smoke quick. I'll pack this jildi.
(3) Shall we depart, my jildi?
jildi by gammygamms January 24, 2011
Jilderda
A woman whose flatulence curdles milk. She has zero reason to fear bears but when she does, she sings “Woo bear!” to the tune of YMCA.
She also enjoys wearing lederhosen on her arms.
She also enjoys wearing lederhosen on her arms.
A Jilderda, not unlike a unicorn, is so rare that should you find one, you must lock it up in a pantry full of pretzels to keep it happy.
Jilderda by iwearclogswithsocks March 27, 2021
Jildou
strong / exterminator, been trough a lot of shit but will always smile at you when you come across her. She is energetic and present
Jildou by sophie Lilliana January 30, 2020
Jildou
Jildou is a Frisian name for girls. Meaning: precious/money/treasure. "Jild" means money in Frisian. I actually don't know where the "ou" came from. Wierd shiz brahv.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.