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Jildou is a Frisian name for girls. Meaning: precious/money/treasure. "Jild" means money in Frisian. I actually don't know where the "ou" came from. Wierd shiz brahv.
Random mom: "I just gave birth to a girl!"
Random dad: "Our firstborn!" *happy much*
Random mom: "She's so precious, she's like a treasure to me.."

Random dad: "How shall we call her?"
Random mom: "Jildou.."
Jildou by Nahdiah April 4, 2011
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1. A dildo coated in jism.
2. A derogatory reference to someone, likening them to 1.
Dude’s a real jildo, man.
jildo by Darktowerfan September 17, 2019

Jildoart 

A supremely sexually aroused homosapian
Dang dude! Maria sooo wants me, she's such a Jildoart!
Jildoart by Gunther Ballworth July 27, 2007
she may be ugly but damn that girls a jildo
jildo by muffin queen April 13, 2006
You say this every time you see someone extraordinary and beautiful, just someone perfect.

Perfection is something everyone of this kind has, just look at their hair and you will see it glam. The greatest of the glamorous, THE QUEEN.

Jildau itself means that you are so much worth that your worth is undefined, just look in your bank account and you obviously won’t have enough money to even afford a day with someone jildau.
Omg, jesus you’re so jildau.
jildau by anonymous September 21, 2020
A nice girl from Friesland. You must give her a lot of chocolate milk, otherwise she will get angry!
"Hey Jildau, you want chocolate milk?"
Jildau by MrfaweOja February 27, 2019
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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