jildo

1. A dildo coated in jism.
2. A derogatory reference to someone, likening them to 1.

Dude’s a real jildo, man.

by Darktowerfan September 17, 2019

jildo

an insane and horny female

she may be ugly but damn that girls a jildo

by muffin queen April 13, 2006

jindoodle

A cleaner equivalent of the word bullsh*t

Jorn: "Did you hear? Nathan, your younger brother said he'd got accepted into Harvard university"
Marrow: "Nah, that's a load of jindoodle he made up"

by UrbaManary April 17, 2021

Jillong

A word to describe laughing so hard, the lower part of your abdomen aches

I just jillonged im actually dead

You make me jillong so hard

by Jdisjfiwuujcsjq June 11, 2020

Jizdom

When you lay down knowledge about beating off.

"When your beating off, make sure the volume isn't too loud so you can hear if someone is coming"

"Thanks for the Jizdom pal!"

by Carolla Digital June 12, 2013

jizdom

Coined by Adam Carolla. Advice, insight, tips and wisdom on all things related to masturbation.

Let me give you some jizdom, your should dial in your sessions to be under 20 minutes. Make your jacking area spunkshwey. "Look around, find something you like (porn) and get it done."

by elbachatino June 15, 2013

Jillogy

A splendid bottle of happiness, a 2 Litre bottle of Strongbow Cider, represents hope, fertility and joy to the west of Scotland.

Gittin full ae Jillogy so I can go aff ma nut at Bohemian Rhapsody, mwi weheyyy

by Mwiweheyyy September 1, 2013