Darktowerfan's definitions

jildo

1. A dildo coated in jism.
2. A derogatory reference to someone, likening them to 1.

Dude’s a real jildo, man.

by Darktowerfan September 17, 2019

neuromuggle

A neurotypical person, who must navigate life in a mundane fashion due to lacking the often wizard-like mental powers of a neurodivergent aspie.

Sheldon Cooper never can resist hitting the neuromuggles with a "Bazinga!" when his unique wit and perspective on things ends up befuddling them.

by Darktowerfan April 21, 2023

Rollin’ on the Hot One

The act of starting or engaging in a much-anticipated activity.

Hey, we missed the last train to Timbuktu, but we can road trip there instead! Let’s get rollin’ on the hot one!

by Darktowerfan September 7, 2022

Jump Through Your Asshole

1. Being required to follow an unnecessarily complicated procedure to accomplish something
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph

Man, with all the bureaucratic red tape around here, you’ve gotta jump through your asshole to get anything done!
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.

by Darktowerfan December 14, 2021

White Glover

A lackey paid to jerk off thoroughbred horses in order to keep them calm before a big race.

I went to the winner's circle to congratulate the entire team behind the victorious horse, but was careful not to shake hands with the white glover.

by Darktowerfan March 29, 2023