A woman whose flatulence curdles milk. She has zero reason to fear bears but when she does, she sings “Woo bear!” to the tune of YMCA.
She also enjoys wearing lederhosen on her arms.
She also enjoys wearing lederhosen on her arms.
A Jilderda, not unlike a unicorn, is so rare that should you find one, you must lock it up in a pantry full of pretzels to keep it happy.
by iwearclogswithsocks March 27, 2021
A woman whose flatulence curdles milk. She has zero reason to fear bears but when she does, she sings “Woo bear!” to the tune of YMCA.
She also enjoys wearing lederhosen on her arms.
She also enjoys wearing lederhosen on her arms.
A Jilderda, not unlike a unicorn, is so rare that should you find one, you must lock it up in a pantry full of pretzels to keep it happy.
by iwearclogswithsocks March 27, 2021