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You say this every time you see someone extraordinary and beautiful, just someone perfect.

Perfection is something everyone of this kind has, just look at their hair and you will see it glam. The greatest of the glamorous, THE QUEEN.

Jildau itself means that you are so much worth that your worth is undefined, just look in your bank account and you obviously won’t have enough money to even afford a day with someone jildau.

Omg, jesus you’re so jildau.

jildau by anonymous September 21, 2020

Words you can keep

Jildau

A nice girl from Friesland. You must give her a lot of chocolate milk, otherwise she will get angry!

"Hey Jildau, you want chocolate milk?"

Jildau by MrfaweOja February 27, 2019

Related Words

Jildau • Jildou • Jilaughing • Jilda • jildardo

Jildou

strong / exterminator, been trough a lot of shit but will always smile at you when you come across her. She is energetic and present

Who is that girl that laughs all the time? Its jildou.

Jildou by sophie Lilliana January 30, 2020

Jildou

Jildou is a Frisian name for girls. Meaning: precious/money/treasure. "Jild" means money in Frisian. I actually don't know where the "ou" came from. Wierd shiz brahv.

Random mom: "I just gave birth to a girl!"
Random dad: "Our firstborn!" *happy much*
Random mom: "She's so precious, she's like a treasure to me.."

Random dad: "How shall we call her?"
Random mom: "Jildou.."

Jildou by Nahdiah April 4, 2011

Jilda

one hot sexy bitch. Also someone who thinks the world stops when she's on her knees. She means business, and by business I mean she trades sex for paper clips. She has a great heart and a nice ass...a true brunette as well.

Kevin: "Dude my watch is broken, its been stuck on 3:45 for hours now"
James: "Jilda must be on her knees...wait she's doing her business on me, I hope you brought some paper clips"

Jilda by jjjonny February 5, 2010

jildardo

the art of being to awesome

junior is jildardo

jildardo by jildardo89 June 30, 2011

Jilaughing

When you tickle somebody so much it makes them cum.

My girl was a little depressed last night, so I cheered her up with some jilaughing. She felt so much better afterwards.

Jilaughing by kourtdee March 30, 2024

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026