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jbanksey by Poppy head July 8, 2021
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Jbano syndrome
A syndrome of a consumerism-driven "just buy a new one" lifestyle. A major causation factor of the National Debt, instances of this horridly-wasteful debacle can often be solved with as little as a few minutes of simple cleaning/repair-work, or a far-less-expensive used item can be procured. Long live thrift stores!
Jbano syndrome also has a kissing-cousin disorder known as Jbao ("Just buy another one") syndrome, which similarly involves needlessly purchasing one or more additional items, but for an even more pathetically-lame reason --- where the former unwise practice results from an item's being presently unusable due to actual damage, wear, soiling, or malfunction, Jbao syndrome stems from the original item's merely being presently inaccessible, such as from falling into a crack in the floor or behind a piece of furniture, being dropped into shallow water, getting lodged in a tall tree or on the roof of a house, etc. If the item were simply retrieved, it would be immediately usable again, without any cleaning or repair necessary. In some extreme cases, the item in question may not even be out of easy reach, but instead simply requires a slight upgrade or normal routine-maintenance, such as a circular-saw's needing a sharper blade, a lawn mower's needing a new spark plug, etc., not having a whole new appliance purchased.
Jbano syndrome by QuacksO May 24, 2018
JBANGER
aka J-Banger, the dear leader - supreme overlord, whatever you call him; he's omnipotent. He's everywhere; act like he's watching.
jbanger dot com, incredible imagery
jbanger dot com, incredible imagery
Person 1: "Hey man, I saw a bunch of JBANGER posters and stickers around the place. I even saw someone wearing a shirt, whats that all about?"
Person 2: "Yeah, the following has grown. Billboards are next. Have you seen the website? All hail the leader, JBANGER!"
Person 2: "Yeah, the following has grown. Billboards are next. Have you seen the website? All hail the leader, JBANGER!"
JBANGER by all hail jbanger April 6, 2024
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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