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B I J D A F L D M D G F T 

An abbreviation for, “Bro, I just dumped a fat load down my dog girlfriend’s throat.”
B I J D A F L D M D G F T. I was epic.

I.J.D.F.M. 

It.Just.Doesn't.Fucking.Matter.
When yo have absolutely NO time to deal with assholes, you need to cut to the chase. Example; "What did you say jerkoff? I.J.D.F.M. You dick!"
I.J.D.F.M. by rubberdog April 28, 2011

J.M.D.O. 

A common internet chat acronym meaning "Jacking My Dick Off." An analogue of LMAO, "Laughing My Ass Off."
Girlfriend7530: You wanna come over this evening?
Boy2458: Can't. J.M.D.O.
J.M.D.O. by honkersale May 17, 2009
1.a word parallel to the word owned.
Comes from a famous noob whose initials were J.M. and his many rejections from society.

2. Similarly can also be used as a threat.
1.*man walks into tree*
"haha that guy just got J.M'd! XD"

2. "Don't make me come over there and J'M you!"
J.M'd by luul April 25, 2007

i.j.w.t.d.b.i.d.w.t.d.m.m 

I just want to d!e but I don’t want to disappoint my mom
I.J.W.T.D.B.I.D.W.T.D.M.M

Q.F.T.B.M.J.D

Coolest people you will ever meet
I wish I was in Q.F.T.B.M.J.D
Q.F.T.B.M.J.D by Q.F.T.B.M.J.D August 22, 2011