jmd

Situation when someone has his/her watch upside down.
Sir, we have a jmd here. Please call some backup.
by - December 14, 2003
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pete:"damn, I cant believe that last game, we got toasted."
petes teammate:"yea, jmd is pretty good."
by j my d April 17, 2008
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JMD

n: Dont hand me that JMD, bro!! adj: Last night my gf JMD'd me, bro!! v: I got caught in a sticky situation... how you may ask? I was obviously JMDing
by Too Cool Jack in the boxes January 25, 2012
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JMD IV

He is a poor nigga who lives in a carboard box. When it rains he need to get a new "house" because it dissolves. He lives in a 5x5 "house" with his 3 other family members. For some reason he has some big slave hands so somtimes me and OD need to get him to work in the feilds. When he jerks off to his ex and cums all over this "house" dissolves, but we all love him but when he askes to sleep over at JC's house no one loves him but its only a joke, another great thing about him is that he is really strong and has a big cock and JC rides its all the time.
JMD IV is really poor.
by JustCuci September 26, 2022
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When I was 3 years old I started JMD.
by Ilovebde August 13, 2021
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