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J-Word by lolcatsanddinosaurs October 18, 2008
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J word
A word in the English language to describe someone as Jewish and or Jew. J word can also be used in the gaming community when a person does something wrong.
“Bro do you think it’s weird that my nose is big”?
“Well you are a J word so that shouldn’t surprise you”.
“Well you are a J word so that shouldn’t surprise you”.
J word by Winston B. May 11, 2020
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j word
a forbidden word you should never say and is only used by Lord Weest
I would love to tell you, but i'd be sent to Weest hell.
Sorry.
I would love to tell you, but i'd be sent to Weest hell.
Sorry.
Lord Weest: "In this house we only use the j word"
fans: "wtf is the j word?????"
Lord Weest: "look it up on urban dictionary, loser"
fans: "thanks daddy hnnng"
fans: "wtf is the j word?????"
Lord Weest: "look it up on urban dictionary, loser"
fans: "thanks daddy hnnng"
j word by SexyFardaan May 13, 2019
J word
A euphemism for a job used by the neet community, who prefer not to think about such dreadful activities.
At 3:42 AM:
"I need to get a job now that my mom's gonna start charging me rent."
"Woah, consider giving a trigger warning next time you blurt out the J word like that."
"I need to get a job now that my mom's gonna start charging me rent."
"Woah, consider giving a trigger warning next time you blurt out the J word like that."
J word by dayman2010 June 1, 2023
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