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Telling a story around one group of people and then much later telling the same story to the same group of people but changing major details and treating it like they were always there.
Harry: β€œThe last time you told this story you said you took her home but now you’re saying you ate her ass? Bruh stop J.K Rowling.”
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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verb, When your 'cool mom friend' inserts details into her stories of the past to make her appear more woke than she is.
Example: "I told you about the time I walked with MLK, haven't I?"

"No, because you weren't alive yet, did you really just J. K. Rowling?"
by foundinthedark March 28, 2019
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Jk Rowling is a rebound British author. She is a staple of modern literature. JK Rowling is the creator of the Harry Potter franchise. She is also world renowned for conspiring with James Charles to make the world gay
Tim:Why did JK Rowling make Dumbledoor gay

Frank: Why

Tim:because he wants to give Harry Potter a bad case of hog-warts

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by Cumnygget June 19, 2019
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An author who is having trouble cranking out new Harry Potter books.
Damn, he's pulling a J.K Rowling on us.
by LeonC January 27, 2003
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A genius. She wrote 6 of the 7 books to be outed in the Harry Potter series:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and The Order of Pheonix
Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince (to be released on July 16, 2005)

J.K. Rowling is a brilliant, literary genius. She's also very witty.
I love Jo Rowling and her books.
by Christine December 30, 2004
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Literary Genius- Author of the awesome Harry Potter series

A very pretty woman as well.
Thomas: hey john, JK Rowling is doing a book signing at the Barnes and noble over on main street, want to come?

John: definitely! what time do you want to go

Thomas: as soon as possible, maybe 1 or 2
by tom38 November 25, 2009
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