Telling a story around one group of people and then much later telling the same story to the same group of people but changing major details and treating it like they were always there.

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

verb, When your 'cool mom friend' inserts details into her stories of the past to make her appear more woke than she is.

Jk Rowling is a rebound British author. She is a staple of modern literature. JK Rowling is the creator of the Harry Potter franchise. She is also world renowned for conspiring with James Charles to make the world gay

An author who is having trouble cranking out new Harry Potter books.

A genius. She wrote 6 of the 7 books to be outed in the Harry Potter series:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and The Order of Pheonix
Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince (to be released on July 16, 2005)

J.K. Rowling is a brilliant, literary genius. She's also very witty.

Literary Genius- Author of the awesome Harry Potter series

A very pretty woman as well.