Telling a story around one group of people and then much later telling the same story to the same group of people but changing major details and treating it like they were always there.
Harry: “The last time you told this story you said you took her home but now you’re saying you ate her ass? Bruh stop J.K Rowling.”
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verb, When your 'cool mom friend' inserts details into her stories of the past to make her appear more woke than she is.
Example: "I told you about the time I walked with MLK, haven't I?"
"No, because you weren't alive yet, did you really just J. K. Rowling?"
"No, because you weren't alive yet, did you really just J. K. Rowling?"
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Jk Rowling is a rebound British author. She is a staple of modern literature. JK Rowling is the creator of the Harry Potter franchise. She is also world renowned for conspiring with James Charles to make the world gay
Tim:Why did JK Rowling make Dumbledoor gay
Frank: Why
Tim:because he wants to give Harry Potter a bad case of hog-warts
Frank:HaHaHa
Frank: Why
Tim:because he wants to give Harry Potter a bad case of hog-warts
Frank:HaHaHa
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by LeonC January 27, 2003
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A genius. She wrote 6 of the 7 books to be outed in the Harry Potter series:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and The Order of Pheonix
Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince (to be released on July 16, 2005)
J.K. Rowling is a brilliant, literary genius. She's also very witty.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and The Order of Pheonix
Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince (to be released on July 16, 2005)
J.K. Rowling is a brilliant, literary genius. She's also very witty.
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Thomas: hey john, JK Rowling is doing a book signing at the Barnes and noble over on main street, want to come?
John: definitely! what time do you want to go
Thomas: as soon as possible, maybe 1 or 2
John: definitely! what time do you want to go
Thomas: as soon as possible, maybe 1 or 2
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