J & F

1. Slang used to describe a woman who is considered “high mileage,” meaning she has had many past relationships or partners.

2. The phrase comes from J & F, a used-car dealership known for selling high-mileage vehicles. The comparison humorously implies someone who has been “around a lot,” like a car with many miles on it.

“Bro, you taking her out again?”
“Man, I checked the Carfax… she’s a certified J & F.”

J & F by Wordsmyth-Silver March 10, 2026

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M 

Abbreviated acronym for just fucking kill me or leave me alone I'm tired of you fuckin stalking me

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M defined as I can see you stalking me so leave me alone or get it over with

J.F.K.M.O.L.M.A.I.T.O.Y.F.S.M by AnnoyedbyBRBS June 10, 2022

J.F.K 

getting 365 by a fucking heavy bro is selling my fucking pr lil pump cunt

bro i told you not to peek or you would get J.F.K

J.F.K by we hate all faggots August 17, 2023

J.F.C. 

J.F.C. is the abbreviation of the popular phrase "Jesus F*cking Christ". Its most obvious definition is to be surprised by a recent event that was just way too f*cking unbelievable. Sometimes in events of even more epic lulz, it could be used in a way that hints that it could have possibly been foreseen, which it is then compared to the phrase "that was ironic as f*ck".

Cranky Negra: Yo Jabron I been hearin' 'round here that you been messing wit mah gurlz.
Jabron: Yeah? SO WHAT? I do whateva I want because I'm big and I pack dis gat right hurr.
Cranky Negra: You lie. You punk ass mutha f*cka.
Jabron whips out his gat and pops his ass!
You: Oh J.F.C.

J.F.C. by jabron January 9, 2008

J F'n C 

A kneejerk reaction to a startling event. Best used in church as not to offend any priests, pastors or flanderizez.

Abbreviation for Jesus Fucking Christ.

J F'n C, your breath be smellin like wale pussy!

J F'n C by Christ0 December 1, 2006

J.F.G.U 

When You just cant take it anymore, and their is no other path so You give up all hope and You just finally had enough of it, that You give up

When a person is trying to get something but keeps failing and they just can't take it anymore they would just be like j.f.g.u

J.F.G.U by meeksss January 22, 2013

J.F.K 

John Fitzgerald Kennedy the president who was shot while in a car

"Hey ever wondered why J.F.K is on the half dollar coin?"
"Why is that?"
"He's missin half his fuckin head!"

J.F.K by Cobble935 May 19, 2020