J-Fish

1.) Someone who frequently chilli dogs others.
2.) Someone who obseses over shit-on-tits

Redos: Dude check out brandon cock-blocking chris.
Redos: Hes a shit humper.
Bronson: Ya man what fucking J-Fish.
Past Tense: Larry: Man i toatlly got shit on today.
Larry: Its all over me.
Steve: Look at the bright side at least you werent J-Fished.

by C.Bronson May 16, 2008

fish job (F.J.)

Of or pertaining to the action of catching a fish and in that exact moment, placing it into your pants, with the fish still alive and squirming, until ejaculation occurs.

Last night I was down at the river and got the best fish job (F.J.) I think it was a trout.

by The Vice, KP July 28, 2011

Jfish

The name for a creature that lurks in the internet. Usually known as a clout chaser. When actually confronted/provoked this creature will proceed to curl into a ball similar to a rolliepollie. May also excrete waste a.k.a shit when provoked. Sneak disses “friends” to seem cool or intelligent.

It’s almost a guarantee that if ya go fishin, you’ll find you a jfish doing its usual snake shit!

by 3rdeyeview December 10, 2019

Jfish

The name of a creature that lurks in the internet. Obsessed over both males and females. A real creep. Can be found spewing hate anonymously wherever it can be done. When faced with confrontation/smoke the creature will proceed to curl up in a ball like a rolliepollie. May also excrete waste a.k.a shit. You are never to trust a jfish, for it surely has been lurking on your girlfriends page since you met.

It’s a guarantee that if ya go fishin, yer gonna catch one of them jfish. Fuckers are an annoying, evil creature.

by 3rdeyeview December 10, 2019