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J.F.C. is the abbreviation of the popular phrase "Jesus F*cking Christ". Its most obvious definition is to be surprised by a recent event that was just way too f*cking unbelievable. Sometimes in events of even more epic lulz, it could be used in a way that hints that it could have possibly been foreseen, which it is then compared to the phrase "that was ironic as f*ck".
Cranky Negra: Yo Jabron I been hearin' 'round here that you been messing wit mah gurlz.
Jabron: Yeah? SO WHAT? I do whateva I want because I'm big and I pack dis gat right hurr.
Cranky Negra: You lie. You punk ass mutha f*cka.
Jabron whips out his gat and pops his ass!
You: Oh J.F.C.
J.F.C. by jabron January 9, 2008
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j.f.c what a p.o.w 

Short for 'Jesus fucking christ what a pile of wank'. Used mainly to descirbe someones anger or discust at an event. Can also be applied to a person or any other object. Reserved usually for texts but can be used verbally.
: Alright mate, you go see that gig the other night?
: Ohh j.f.c what a p.o.w.
: Not great then.
: Nah mate
j.f.c what a p.o.w by Daines January 12, 2008
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ
J.T.F.C. that was retarded!
J.T.F.C. by JTrain September 11, 2008
A kneejerk reaction to a startling event. Best used in church as not to offend any priests, pastors or flanderizez.

Abbreviation for Jesus Fucking Christ.
J F'n C, your breath be smellin like wale pussy!
J F'n C by Christ0 December 1, 2006
George-suck his buttwhole

Harry-J.M.F.C

George-what is that/

Harry-Jesus mother fucking Christ

George-Awesome!!!
J.M.F.C by Larry Piewholey King June 28, 2011
Abbreviation For When Someone Fucks Up So Bad Theres No Words For It. Abbreviation Stands For Jesus Tity Fucking Christ.
When Your Fire Chief Trys To Intubate A Manikan And would Have Killed The Patient J.T.F.C.
J.T.F.C. by Rather Not Say September 24, 2008

I.S.B.F.J.C 

The first letters of
I
S uck
B ig
F at

J uicy
C ock
I.S.B.F.J.C yesterday it was Josh's
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