The favorite anime character of simps
The simp of anime
"Hey man who's your favourite anime character?"
"Hmmm All Might"
"You fuckin simp"
Aka free day care for strangers children
"Can we be let out of the basement now?"
*shits down laundry shoot hitting a child with the turd*
"what the fuck is that?!"
You are schizophrenic and none of this is real
A kid who is a magic man
"I personally like Harry Potter and the Second Amendment"
A strip club that is only open during Christmas
"Hey man Im goin to The North Pole to meet Mrs. Claws"
One of the main bad people in Fallout
Also a good cereal brand
"Dude Kellogg is so good!"
The blue pills in the porno Tugrats
"Wait Chucky those were Stu's boner pills not candy you dumb shit!"