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The favorite anime character of simps
The simp of anime
"Hey man who's your favourite anime character?"
"Hmmm All Might"
"You fuckin simp"
by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

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Aka free day care for strangers children
"Can we be let out of the basement now?"
*shits down laundry shoot hitting a child with the turd*
"what the fuck is that?!"
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You
You are schizophrenic and none of this is real
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A kid who is a magic man
"I personally like Harry Potter and the Second Amendment"
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A strip club that is only open during Christmas
"Hey man Im goin to The North Pole to meet Mrs. Claws"
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One of the main bad people in Fallout
Also a good cereal brand
"Dude Kellogg is so good!"
"Which one?"
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The blue pills in the porno Tugrats
"Wait Chucky those were Stu's boner pills not candy you dumb shit!"
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