J.F.K

John Fitzgerald Kennedy the president who was shot while in a car
"Hey ever wondered why J.F.K is on the half dollar coin?"
"Why is that?"
"He's missin half his fuckin head!"
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Pants

An illusion just like death
"Death is an illusion.... as well as pants"
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Harry Potter

A kid who is a magic man
"I personally like Harry Potter and the Second Amendment"
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Happy

A strange fuckin blue unicorn with wings
"Fuck off Happy"
"But we are partners you promised"
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The North Pole

A strip club that is only open during Christmas
"Hey man Im goin to The North Pole to meet Mrs. Claws"
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Piss

The nectar of the gods
"Drink my piss"
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Window

The thing you roll up to not let the stank out
"Roll up that window you're lettin the stank out!"
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