Definitions by Cobble935

chocolate pudding 

The thing to make when you lose control of your life.

Stu what are you doing?
Making chocolate pudding
Why?
I've lost all control of my life

chocolate pudding by Cobble935 July 16, 2020

All Might 

The favorite anime character of simps
The simp of anime

"Hey man who's your favourite anime character?"
"Hmmm All Might"
"You fuckin simp"

All Might by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

A.L.F 

Funniest shit I've ever seen

"Yo, you remember the tv show A.L.F?"
"Dude I remember"
"Funniest shit I've ever seen"

A.L.F by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Happy 

A strange fuckin blue unicorn with wings

"Fuck off Happy"
"But we are partners you promised"

Happy by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Pants 

An illusion just like death

"Death is an illusion.... as well as pants"

Pants by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

J.F.K 

John Fitzgerald Kennedy the president who was shot while in a car

"Hey ever wondered why J.F.K is on the half dollar coin?"
"Why is that?"
"He's missin half his fuckin head!"

J.F.K by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Sonny Shine 

A mother fucker who is straight but acts gay and has dirt on everyone you know

"Dude quit being a Sonny Shine"

Sonny Shine by Cobble935 May 19, 2020