The internet alias of Ivan Dimitrov. A person interested in science, anime, PC games, computers and tech stuff. Prone to violence.
Otaku 1: You know how to solve this?
Otaku 2: No, let's ask TheChemist.
Person: You shouldn't be IvanTheChemist, but iVandal.
*hit*
IvanTheChemist: That was a good one ;). 10x, but no 10x
Otaku 2: No, let's ask TheChemist.
Person: You shouldn't be IvanTheChemist, but iVandal.
*hit*
IvanTheChemist: That was a good one ;). 10x, but no 10x
by IvanTheChemist February 5, 2010
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by ThylacineZoo July 26, 2017
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it is written by the band "real men," and it's only a demo so far, but i've been listening to it non-stop! it's so good.
here are the lyrics:
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of IVANTALE
I woke up and cried
My wife fucking died
My kids hate me now
This is my IVANTALE
I stood up and walked to check on my wife
but then I realize, that she ain't inside
I'm worried noooooooooow
what do I do with her noooooooooooow?
I told my kids to stay inside
Left the house, and I'm petrified
What the fuck do I do nooooooooooow?
Where the fuck should I go noooow???
it is written by the band "real men," and it's only a demo so far, but i've been listening to it non-stop! it's so good.
here are the lyrics:
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of IVANTALE
I woke up and cried
My wife fucking died
My kids hate me now
This is my IVANTALE
I stood up and walked to check on my wife
but then I realize, that she ain't inside
I'm worried noooooooooow
what do I do with her noooooooooooow?
I told my kids to stay inside
Left the house, and I'm petrified
What the fuck do I do nooooooooooow?
Where the fuck should I go noooow???
by sexy king musha May 18, 2020
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Ex. 1 - That poor Ivantang keeps on going back to that chick even though he knows she'll never leave her boyfriend.
Ex. 2 - She's seeing some other dude, he knows about it and he's still doing Christmas with her? He's been Ivantanged!
Ex. 2 - She's seeing some other dude, he knows about it and he's still doing Christmas with her? He's been Ivantanged!
by DingoDawg December 19, 2008
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I miss my Ivandra
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