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IvanTheChemist

The internet alias of Ivan Dimitrov. A person interested in science, anime, PC games, computers and tech stuff. Prone to violence.
Otaku 1: You know how to solve this?
Otaku 2: No, let's ask TheChemist.

Person: You shouldn't be IvanTheChemist, but iVandal.
*hit*
IvanTheChemist: That was a good one ;). 10x, but no 10x
IvanTheChemist by IvanTheChemist February 5, 2010
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iTantrum 

The meltdown performance given by a toddler when deprived of a tablet or other smart device.
"When the battery went flat in the middle of his Wiggles game, Calvin threw himself to the ground in his worst iTantrum ever."
iTantrum by ThylacineZoo July 26, 2017
a very good song.
it is written by the band "real men," and it's only a demo so far, but i've been listening to it non-stop! it's so good.
here are the lyrics:
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of IVANTALE
I woke up and cried
My wife fucking died

My kids hate me now

This is my IVANTALE
I stood up and walked to check on my wife
but then I realize, that she ain't inside
I'm worried noooooooooow
what do I do with her noooooooooooow?
I told my kids to stay inside
Left the house, and I'm petrified
What the fuck do I do nooooooooooow?
Where the fuck should I go noooow???
person 1: did you hear that new song by real men?
person 2: oh yeah! i love story of ivantale.
ivantale by sexy king musha May 18, 2020
It is what happens to a man when he gets pussy whipped. It turns men into blithering idiots who do things against known logic.
Ex. 1 - That poor Ivantang keeps on going back to that chick even though he knows she'll never leave her boyfriend.

Ex. 2 - She's seeing some other dude, he knows about it and he's still doing Christmas with her? He's been Ivantanged!
Ivantang by DingoDawg December 19, 2008
This person is a gem to the world. This person is a person who has so much love to give, but because we live in the world we do she has no one to give all that love to. You will never hear the words "I don't have enough time to help" out of her mouth. She is the most amazing specimen to ever walk this earth and will always smile on the outside, no matter how deeply you hurt her. If ever you get to find one of these gems, hold on to her with all your power, you will only see her value when she leaves. Don't even bother if she left, there is no turning back.
I miss my Ivandra
Ivandra by Abnormal Nobody June 29, 2020
A very tall funny man who has growth spurts and is usually dark skin and very handsome
Have you seen Ivante he's so cute.
Ivante by Ivante January 3, 2019