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a very good song.
it is written by the band "real men," and it's only a demo so far, but i've been listening to it non-stop! it's so good.
here are the lyrics:
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Story of IVANTALE
I woke up and cried
My wife fucking died

My kids hate me now

This is my IVANTALE
I stood up and walked to check on my wife
but then I realize, that she ain't inside
I'm worried noooooooooow
what do I do with her noooooooooooow?
I told my kids to stay inside
Left the house, and I'm petrified
What the fuck do I do nooooooooooow?
Where the fuck should I go noooow???
person 1: did you hear that new song by real men?
person 2: oh yeah! i love story of ivantale.
ivantale by sexy king musha May 18, 2020
It is what happens to a man when he gets pussy whipped. It turns men into blithering idiots who do things against known logic.
Ex. 1 - That poor Ivantang keeps on going back to that chick even though he knows she'll never leave her boyfriend.

Ex. 2 - She's seeing some other dude, he knows about it and he's still doing Christmas with her? He's been Ivantanged!
Ivantang by DingoDawg December 19, 2008
A beautiful gorgeous girl. Acts like a badass but she is a sweet emotional girl deep down. She values family more than anything. Many Ivanthias love alcohol but hates smoking.
Her name is Ivanthia , she got anger issues though she is pretty
Ivanthia by Kuramarare November 24, 2021

Ivantill 

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Till loves Ivan.
Ivan: iloveyouiwillalwaysloveyouandiwilldieforyou, good bye
Till: huhh?
Ivantill.
Ivantill by Haha☆彡 April 20, 2024
a bl ship which involves Ivan and till and one of them dies, which is Ivan because they're singing on a stage and then Ivan gets shot Charlie Kirk style but not before kissing till to help him win the round, which is considered “doomed yaoi”. It's really really sad you guys hsould watch alien stage because it's really sad.
Ivan: kisses till and dies
Till: oh no
Me: oh no ivantill is doomed yaok
ivantill by cakkecup69 February 24, 2026
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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