Intruendo 

An introduction which implies that the rest of the conversation is going to be laced with inuendo

I knew it was going to be a topic I was interested in when he started with an intruendo.

Intruendo by Socks3 March 24, 2009

sexual inuendo

Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, many people have mass-debated over the ins-and-outs of the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded. However, full penetration of the subject requires that the reader take a long, hard look at the target and be a cunning linguist in order to avoid limp phrases and imbibe the phrase with a large handful of meanings. The topic can become hot by attempting to grasp it, and the more one experiments with it, the more interested they become. Also, as the language changes innuendos must change in order to fill the newly created holes and satisfy listeners.

Mary: I love this big stick
John: But mines bigger and harder
Mary: It wasn't meant as sexual inuendo

sexual inuendo by hellsgrave October 16, 2011

Intendo 

What your parents used to call any videogame system when they didn't want their friends to know that they know what it is called.

Mother- John, quit playing that "Intendo" and come meet your great aunt!
John- Mom quit calling my PS3 an "Intendo" because you know what it's called!
Mother- Oh I've no idea what a PSsomething is... John doesn't know what he's saying...heh heh.
Aunt- Well, then you really are a prisoner in your home because even I know what a PS3 is and I'm 87 years old honey.

Intendo by Jeff Minix October 8, 2006

innuendo 

Anything that gives off a wrong idea, or sick minded thought

George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"

Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on

everybody get your instruments out."

Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you

like to play with my maracas?"

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it works well and I like to play with it."

-example from an old kids show Rainbow

innuendo by Let's play with out balls n twangers February 3, 2005

innuendo 

What this website is built on.

urban dictionary is built on innuendoes.

innuendo by TheWhiteBowser July 18, 2016

innuendoing 

Making discreet sexual references in conversation. Using innuendo.

We were innuendoing on the phone all night.

innuendoing by SaucyArtist May 11, 2016

innuendo 

Subtle or not-so-subtle implications to sexual activity in an otherwise seemingly innocuous phrase. It's excellent if you have a dirty/weird sense of humor.

Some luscious examples of innuendo-

Q: "What's brown, oval, hairy, delicious, and contains a thin, whitish liquid? It begins with 'c' and ends with 't'."
A: "Cocoanut"

Q: "What does a cow have that a woman has only two of?"
A: "Legs"

Q: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?"
A: "Shake hands"

Q: "This thing is long, thin, has a collection of bristles on one end, is enjoyed by both sexes, and is inserted into a warm, wet orface. When it's removed, the cavity that it was placed into is filled with a thick, white liquid. What is it?"
A: "Your toothbrush"

"I'm a pianist. I love to play with my organ, too."

"The meeting just started. Are you coming?"

"I have to pick up prescriptions for the kids. I need MYCOXAFLOPPIN, MYDIXADRUPIN, DIXAFIX, and IBEPOKIN."

-"What type of whale was Moby Dick?"
-"Um... a semen whale"
-"... (snickering)"
-"Don't you mean sperm whale?"

"What I hate about cleaning (replace the word 'cleaning' with the word 'sex') is that I'm never sure where to put it. I have to find a place where it looks nice. And I also have to get down on my knees and go where it smells bad."

"'Pet My Pussy Barbie' comes with her cat and everything you see here."

And so the town cheered as the girl stuck the oil drill into the crevice.

innuendo by Lorelili December 28, 2005